1. jabberwockysuperfly:

    The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.

    (via vampire-teeth)


    Whether you come back by page, or by the big screen. Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home.

    (via youshallnotpasta)

  2. tuxedo-rose:

    it literally has gotten to the point that achievement hunter could sit there for an hour and read the phone book and i’d listen to the entire thing because I am addicted to their voices

    (Source: xray-to-her-vav, via thelunaaltar)

  3. (Source: marknutted, via philcest)

  4. neatvibes:

    most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

    (via madgirlwithaninternet)

  5. flawlessspecter:


    i wonder if actors ever get their scripts and are like

    well this is fucking stupid


    (via bloodyxbaroness)

  6. wailordead:

    fun-size candy bars aren’t fun after you’ve eaten 37 of them

    (Source: jewishsanta, via madgirlwithaninternet)

  7. mtrenchie:

    do you ever say something and then 2 seconds later realize no no nOo nOONONOO I SHOULDNT HAVE SAID THAT

    (via liar-thief-killer-creep)